Just a short and lighthearted countdown for anyone who may suspect their boyfriend / husband is a crossdresser.
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5) You run out of makeup that you could have sworn you just bought, you couldn’t have used that much mascara, lipgloss and eyeliner so fast
4) Your drawers and closet are missing clothes and always look like they’ve been rummaged through
3) When you go shopping, he is happy to hold your purse, doesn’t complain when you take hours to pick out just one outfit and seems too interested in what’s on sale and clearance
2) He mumbles obscenities under his breath, seemingly jealous at the fact that you are having a day at the spa with your girlfriends
1) When you come home early he locks himself in the bathroom and doesn’t come out for about an hour, constantly repeating, “I’ll be right out!”
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You left out that your favorite nightgowns smell like sweat,beer,and cigarettes…
And Whiskey
Hi Jessica
I can certainly relate to your top choice there. The number of times in early years that one had close run things, with wife or kids coming home early, you had to scramble to get clothes off or run to the bathroom. The thing I remember the most was the heart beat. It would just pound and pound, so if they did catch you you would surely look as guilty as hell.
The other one you could add to the list, is
6. Offering to put your partners clothes away. I’ve rarely washed or ironed but I thought putting her clothes away a nice way to get all touchy feely with her stuff and to get to know her wardrobe better
Good topic
Hugs
TinaCortina xx
Thanks, Tina. Yea, putting away clothes and getting a little too into the laundry will definitely alert her that something more may be happening
6) He knows what eye brow threading is and his eye brows look better than yours!
7) He has a Victoria Secret Angles card and you don’t
9) There are always overweight bagage charges on the credit card when he flys commercial.
10). You think he’s having an affair because all the tell tale signs point to “another woman”…
LOL, great additions Karren
11) He hustles you back into the bathroom on “date night” to fix your makeup.
12) He knows the difference between warm and cool tones and colors.
13) When you have a run in your hosiery, he’s there in a flash with a bottle of clear nail polish. That isn’t yours.
14) You open the bill for your Torrid, Express or VS card and almost faint at the charges. Then you realize it’s not your name on the envelope.
15) He follows you into your favorite boutique lingerie shop and the sales associates smile big and greet him by name.
Hehehe, those are good ones too, especially #15
Jessica, Karren is OMG, right on. Tonight I am OOT and waiting for the girls to get here to go out. Yes, two bags for an overnight. It would be so obvious, I load one in the car the night before!
Ellen
Yes, she is. I learned this when I packed to go to the Be-All conference
Lol.. All my coworkers expect me to take a lot of bags, Ellen….. and they have quit asking why.. Most likely because they know.. Crossdressing on an expense account is an awesome unwritten fringe benifit!!
Hehehe
Haha, so right. Crossdressers don’t seem to realize that woman can tell when things are out of place. No matter how carefully you replace the items…
That’s why it pays to get your own things
I loved every response. We all appear to have such fun dont we. I can add one tho. Always wearing your socks to bed. You tell her its for cold feet. She already knows its the toe polish.
Yes, I am so happy that everyone has been getting into the spirit of this post. Humor is a great way to improve your emotional well-being and cope with things that may be difficult, such as transgenderism.
Lol, yup I’ve done the socks thing.
LOL I love these. I laughed out loud
Glad you enjoyed them girl
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He knows things about women’s garments like what bust darts are and empire waists and he comments that the padded straps on bras are better than standard straps!