Just a short and lighthearted countdown of the lamest excuses when you’re caught cross-dressing by your wife or girlfriend.
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10) “The guys and I bet on the big game. Guess who lost?”
9) “I missed you so much so I put on your clothes and stared in the mirror to ease the pain”
8] You start jumping up and down and start waving your arms while shouting “It’s only a dreaammmm, honey you’re dreeeeeeeaming”
7) “Didn’t you say that you were kinda into girl on girl? Well, here you go!”
6) “Happy Halloween! …. Oh, it’s July? Oops, looks like I need a new calendar”
5) “Remember when you said I’d make an ugly girl? Well, who’s laughing now?”
4) “Sweetie, I can never truly feel a woman’s pain and understand her suffering until I’ve walked a mile in your shoes”
3) “Oooh! These aren’t my tighty whiteys!”
2) “I’m an international spy and my next mission involves dressing as a woman to infiltrate a foreign dictatorship”
1) “I’ve noticed that you’ve put on a few pounds so I’m stretching out your clothes”
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It is WAY too early in the morning to laugh this hard.!I think I just pulled a muscle in my side. And it’s difficult to surf the blogs while at work with any kind of secrecy, if I’m reading some so funny.
Thanks!
Glad you enjoyed it
This wasn’t inspired by the honorable mayor of East Cleveland, was it?
LOL, no it was just an idea that was floating around here for a while
Jessica, Quite a humerous post. Well, I can relate to #1. Not too long ago my wife found my yahoo profile and there I was all decked out, wearing one of her dresses she no longer could………. Oh shit, busted. there was hell to pay!
I did look better in it than she did. You can find it in my friends pic for you.
I think she pretty much got over it.
Ellen
Thank You! Sorry you got busted like that, but I’m glad that she got over it
The number 1 might work, she’d be so mad that your saying she gained weight that she would forget about the fact that your a crossdresser. But you’d probably be in less trouble just dealing with it normally.
lmao! Yea you’re right
Love #2
And I’m with MadTexter – how you read these things covertly if your laughing out loud – everyone asks what’s so funny and wants a link. Thank god the room is empty at the moment
Hehe, thanks =)
So Stinkin’ Funny! And in one of those “it’s-so-funny-because-it’s-true” kinda ways, too!!
I’m happy you enjoyed it Julie
6) “Happy Halloween! …. Oh, it’s July? Oops, looks like I need a new calendar”
I loved this one. Because it sounds like something that at least one person has tried. I attempted one in high school that was almost as lame. My mother caught me wearing a bodysuit ( did not close the window blinds) and asked me about it. My response ” My friend Brandy gave it to me.” I could not (at the time) tell her that I bought it and liked girls clothes. Her response “take it off” and it was kind of left at that. I should have known then I could have told her any thing. My mother now knows and is very accepting.
Well that sounds like a believable excuse, but I’m glad that your mom is accepting, that’s so great!
Hey, I do like #5 too. My wife has complained before that I look better than she does.
I have been very careful after every such comment to lay a bit low for a while. Absoutely no sense in putting an exclamation mark into my dressing and creating more of an issue than I already have.
I have a hot new dress, I doubt she will EVER see me in it! LOL
Ellen
Yea I’ve heard that complaint too
Maybe this should be sent to David letterman for a top 10 list. On second thought hes got a top ten list of his own going. I enjoyed this very much. You put lots of energy and creativity into your work. Thank you!!!!
Aw, thanks Leslee, you’re so sweet. I do put a lot of energy into this blog and all the feedback makes it worthwhile. I will continue to do top lists and hope you continue to enjoy them!