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Top 10 Lamest Excuses When You’re Caught Crossdressing

by Jessica De Leon on October 8, 2009

Just a short and lighthearted countdown of the lamest excuses when you’re caught cross-dressing by your wife or girlfriend.

Click below to read the full list.

10) “The guys and I bet on the big game. Guess who lost?”

9) “I missed you so much so I put on your clothes and stared in the mirror to ease the pain”

8] You start jumping up and down and start waving your arms while shouting “It’s only a dreaammmm, honey you’re dreeeeeeeaming”

7) “Didn’t you say that you were kinda into girl on girl? Well, here you go!”

6) “Happy Halloween! …. Oh, it’s July? Oops, looks like I need a new calendar”

5) “Remember when you said I’d make an ugly girl? Well, who’s laughing now?”

4) “Sweetie, I can never truly feel a woman’s pain and understand her suffering until I’ve walked a mile in your shoes”

3) “Oooh! These aren’t my tighty whiteys!”

2) “I’m an international spy and my next mission involves dressing as a woman to infiltrate a foreign dictatorship”

1) “I’ve noticed that you’ve put on a few pounds so I’m stretching out your clothes”



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madtexter October 8, 2009 at 9:19 am

It is WAY too early in the morning to laugh this hard.!I think I just pulled a muscle in my side. And it’s difficult to surf the blogs while at work with any kind of secrecy, if I’m reading some so funny.

Thanks!

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Jessica De Leon October 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm

Glad you enjoyed it :)

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Ronnie Rho October 8, 2009 at 4:31 pm

This wasn’t inspired by the honorable mayor of East Cleveland, was it? :)

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Jessica De Leon October 8, 2009 at 4:32 pm

LOL, no it was just an idea that was floating around here for a while ;)

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ellen October 8, 2009 at 7:03 pm

Jessica, Quite a humerous post. Well, I can relate to #1. Not too long ago my wife found my yahoo profile and there I was all decked out, wearing one of her dresses she no longer could………. Oh shit, busted. there was hell to pay!
I did look better in it than she did. You can find it in my friends pic for you.
I think she pretty much got over it.

Ellen

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Jessica De Leon October 8, 2009 at 7:34 pm

Thank You! Sorry you got busted like that, but I’m glad that she got over it :)

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Brit October 8, 2009 at 9:20 pm

The number 1 might work, she’d be so mad that your saying she gained weight that she would forget about the fact that your a crossdresser. But you’d probably be in less trouble just dealing with it normally.

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Jessica De Leon October 8, 2009 at 9:42 pm

lmao! Yea you’re right :)

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Stacy October 9, 2009 at 1:42 am

Love #2

And I’m with MadTexter – how you read these things covertly if your laughing out loud – everyone asks what’s so funny and wants a link. Thank god the room is empty at the moment :)

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Jessica De Leon October 9, 2009 at 1:43 am

Hehe, thanks =)

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Julie M Shaw October 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm

So Stinkin’ Funny! And in one of those “it’s-so-funny-because-it’s-true” kinda ways, too!!

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Jessica De Leon October 9, 2009 at 3:17 pm

I’m happy you enjoyed it Julie :D

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Gaven October 9, 2009 at 8:10 pm

6) “Happy Halloween! …. Oh, it’s July? Oops, looks like I need a new calendar”

I loved this one. Because it sounds like something that at least one person has tried. I attempted one in high school that was almost as lame. My mother caught me wearing a bodysuit ( did not close the window blinds) and asked me about it. My response ” My friend Brandy gave it to me.” I could not (at the time) tell her that I bought it and liked girls clothes. Her response “take it off” and it was kind of left at that. I should have known then I could have told her any thing. My mother now knows and is very accepting.

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Jessica De Leon October 13, 2009 at 3:24 am

Well that sounds like a believable excuse, but I’m glad that your mom is accepting, that’s so great! :)

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Ellen October 10, 2009 at 11:23 am

Hey, I do like #5 too. My wife has complained before that I look better than she does.
I have been very careful after every such comment to lay a bit low for a while. Absoutely no sense in putting an exclamation mark into my dressing and creating more of an issue than I already have.
I have a hot new dress, I doubt she will EVER see me in it! LOL

Ellen

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Jessica De Leon October 13, 2009 at 3:25 am

Yea I’ve heard that complaint too ;)

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leslee October 12, 2009 at 8:46 pm

Maybe this should be sent to David letterman for a top 10 list. On second thought hes got a top ten list of his own going. I enjoyed this very much. You put lots of energy and creativity into your work. Thank you!!!!

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Jessica De Leon October 13, 2009 at 3:26 am

Aw, thanks Leslee, you’re so sweet. I do put a lot of energy into this blog and all the feedback makes it worthwhile. I will continue to do top lists and hope you continue to enjoy them!

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jl@sf.us June 16, 2011 at 12:10 am

Remind me why one marries a woman they don’t trust enough to accept them as transgendered.

Or maybe explain to me how one can betray the trust of their spouse, by committing such a major lie of omission or commission.

Perhaps I’m just too DUHH to understand.

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