I have just received some urgent news, my friends, that requires your immediate attention! A new bill is about to be passed here in the United States that threatens to put a stop to crossdressing!
The word has been spreading like wildfire all over the internet today as thousands and thousands of cross-dressers are up in arms in reaction to the proposed legislation. Protesters are already mobilizing and letters are being written, all in an effort to thwart this potential law.
Get your word processors and typewriters ready, for you must act now in contacting your local legislators. Let’s get fired up and implore our politicians to use their power and influence to get this law to come to a screeching halt.
Now, the exact wording as of press time is unknown but according to what I’ve heard this new bill will prevent cross-dressers from cross-dressing. I don’t know about you but that gets me about as steamed as a cup of coffee from my favorite café!
If this law is enacted we will all weep and gnash our teeth:
In Jefferson City, Montana we decree that it shall now be in violation of local laws to crossdress in any public place without proper shoes on Wednesdays between 4:37 AM and 4:39 AM if the moon is full and the wind speed is above 13 mph and the temperature is below 32 degrees Fahrenheit and you own less than two goats and you stand on one leg and your middle name contains the letter ‘x’ and the grass is greener on the other side and you eat waffles at any meal other than breakfast and you think Bruce Willis is an okay actor and the pH levels of the local streams is neutral and your safety deposit box contains over 3 nickels and 2 quarters and your dog bit the postal carrier and you recite a monologue from Hamlet backwards in Spanish without actually opening your mouth and there is a piece of chocolate melting in your pocket next to a yo-yo that won you the 1983 state talent show kids division and you have ever watched Good Times while breaking those bubble wraps that come in your packages.
Violators will be apprehended immediately and their feelings will be hurt!
Please, my friends, do not take this lightly. Let’s show them what we’re made of!! Please send this to all of your friends and make sure that we get the word out!!!!! Hurry, precious time is a’wasting!
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Happy April Fools Day Jessica! Now go get dressed.
xoxo – Petra
Hey what’s wrong with Bruce Willis!??? lol
Silly girl, APRIL FOOLS. Nice.
What day is it?
You had me going there for a minute, sweetie! LOL
Clearly, this is not a problem, per this blog post I did in November.
http://calietg.blogspot.com/2009/11/no-ts-in-montana.html
hope this does not get into the hands of the legislators! They are simple souls and might just out of laziness take up the idea.
Caroline xxx
Sounds to me like this is part of the new health care legislation. It is hidden in one of the 2700 pages of small type. It is one of the corner stones ofthe bill and should not be taken lightly.
First it starts as a joke, then some congressmen questions whether Guam will tip into the ocean and someone else thinks this might be a good way to bring back family values to our society.
Happy belated April fools
OMG! u scared me for a while!!
I’m glad I read everything xD