As many of you know, last week Fox News host Bill O’Reilly made the odd comparison between trans folk and Ewoks, the adorable creatures from the Star Wars franchise. When I first saw the headline, I thought, “how sweet” and so I tweeted this. When I found out the context of what he said, I was absolutely shocked!
Kidding, of course, I don’t see any point in getting offended at anything Mr. O’Reilly says. I mean, the dude spews more crap from his mouth than the BP Oil Spill. To be surprised by anything he states is like getting shocked when your bread comes out of the toaster crispy.
Basically, he was discussing American Eagle’s decision to be more accepting of transgendered workers. He flat out said that mtf transgendered people would “scare” customers and asking if it was okay to let male workers dress like “Dolly Parton”. Hmm, guess we now know whom he fantasizes about at night 
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What most don’t know though, is that his hate speech didn’t end there. . .
With the commercial break in full effect, the political analyst went on to say, “and lesbians are Wookies, and homosexual men are Jawas, and vegetarians are like Gungans, and liberals are like Hutts and Barack Obama is Darth Vader.” Even the most conservative thinkers were puzzled by these similes and metaphors, but that confusion was quickly cleared up when it was revealed that Bill had just spent the last few days engaging in a Star Wars movie marathon.
At press time, George Lucas could not be reached for comment, but I was able to get a sound byte from Edgar Ewok, who had this to say regarding the latest O’Reilly tirade, “kf(0==# f0sfjJ Fd82::. YS8f =34 JJd,w_! ?fkslj., ++”
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I wasn’t the first to say it, but people who protest the most, usually have the most to hide. I bet Bill wears women’s panties while blathering on with his sewage mouth on TV.
He is a douche – personified.
Ha! I wouldn’t be surprised. He probably also gets his freak on while being choked and told that he is a naughty girl
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> let male workers dress like “Dolly Parton”.
Honestly, that’s *so* last year. Everyone’s channeling Lady Gaga!
Excuse me, my telephone hat is ringing! 
I’d LOVE to have a face like Lady Gaga. She looks absolutely beautiful in her music video for Pokerface. But I would not look as tacky as Dolly Pardon.
Honestly, Bill O’Reilly is so out of touch. Not just with the times but also out of touch with reality at large as well.
He’s so out of touch he thinks Dolly is still a sex symbol. I mean, I’d hit, based on the legacy, but sheesh
lol girl. I like how you take something negative and offensive and make it light hearted and funny. =) *hugs*
Thanks for appreciating my humor. You rock, girl!
Bottom line girl, Bill O’Reilly is a putz!
Melissa XX
Millions of putz’s just got offended, they are mad to be compared to him
Must have been a slow news day and Bill just had to take it out on some body or some topic. Why didnt he concentrate on the oil spill. Maybe he could slow the flow of the oil spill with words of wisdom. Wisdom ,who are we kidding. In oil spill logic, just go with the flow, Bill will never be capped.
Nor will his show be “top killed” (reference to BP’s latest effort)
Come on now……Ewoks are cute and loveable creatures. Wookies are adorable too……Bill seems to be speaking from the heart or maybe another part of his body. But Obama …..Darth…….Obama is chocolate brown and Darth is pure black……no comparison. Bill is hiding a desire which will soon come out, you watch.
Sasha