Silver Springs, MD (JWNN) – According to an FDA spokesperson, a brand new medicine has been approved to stop crossdressing thoughts and feelings. The new drug is called CrossCease-a and will available this autumn by prescription only.
The best news? It only has one side effect. More on that below.
According to the manufacturer, Wedontexist Corp, CrossCease-a will alleviate all “feminine” internal problems experienced by men all across the world. Though it carries a hefty price tag, the folks at Wedontexist Corp are confident it will catch on.
“Look, we know there are men out there who’s lives would be ruined if they were ever caught cross-dressing,” said Walter Almond, president of WC, “This pill will help a lot of people. The fact that it only has one side effect when other pills have literally millions should sway a lot of the population.”
The time to see results from the medication will be anywhere from 1-2 days, though the company stresses that you must complete the regimen or risk relapsing. The website includes more details, including the following
Tired of succumbing to your crossdressing urges? With CrossCease-a, you will be whisked away to magical world of masculinity. There will no longer be any room for frilly and dainty things as you will be occupied with manly stuff like monster trucks, power tools and belches. Never worry about feeling like a woman again.
After a little bit of investigation, the Jessica Who? News Network has learned of the one side effect of this medicine and it occurs 100% of the time. It is: death.
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LOL! Love it!
I was gonna say… this sounded fishy from the beginning
Awww, I almost believed it, until I read the end…