There is a nonstop war waging inside me. It is the neverending battle against my body hair and I’m sad to say that I’ve mostly been on the losing end. My arsenal has included, at one point or another, razors, clippers, tweezers, epilators, waxes, depilatory creams, lasers, and much more. However, the enemy has an infinite supply of growth on its side.
I strike critical blows, but the hair eventually comes back. It’s certainly a resilient foe, but one that must be worn down with relentless attacks.
My body hair has always been a thorn in my side. Literally, as my hairs can be quick thorny. Since I was a teenager, I hated it because it makes me look old, dirty, and sloppy. It actually has nothing to do with my gender identity. I just really, really hate my body hair.
And it’s not just on me. I cringe whenever I see really hairy dudes. It seems so gross. Now, I’m not judging, that’s just my opinion on it. Body hair traps dirt, grease, and weird smells. Removing it from your body allows for cleanliness, moisturizing , and smooth feels.
I’m lucky in that my wife is no fan of body hair either. I’m also lucky that I don’t grow it on my back or chest. But my arms, hands, feet, legs, nipples, buttocks and belly make me look like a Chewbacca stunt double.
Until the day I die I will be waging this war. Never surrendering, never showing mercy. It may carry my DNA, but it does not carry my spirit!!
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